jellysnack:

bookjunkie26:

samswittyusername:

alangwiggy:

madmothmiko:

acolytejezebel:

Impossible!!

How do you even…. ?

This is the type of stage pageantry that people pay hundreds to see. Imagine how long the costume designer took intricately put into making those dresses the people behind the scene are the true heroes of theater 

The one on the right is a true work of art

THEATRE

AH YES THEATRE

Make believe for a living. It’s the best.

(Source: wannopvalentine, via allons-yalexa)

moonblossom:

nom-food:

Deep dish chocolate chip cookie with salted caramel

Because I can’t be the only person who was irritated by the lack of a recipe here, I went hunting for it.

Voila!

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small-dragon:

sugarskullsandcrossbones:

theunicornkittenkween:

vanconcastiel:

titles-for-tangents:

conquerorwurm:

catp0rn:

cptprocrastination:

BABIES

THOSE TINY LITTLE MEOWS OH MY GOSH SO PRECIOUS 

THE BABIES ALL THINK THEIR NAME IS “BABIES”

"Where are the beebies?"

"*mew*"

"Beebies!"

"Mew!"

I will never be truly happy until I have a bathtub full of kittens.

Full screen for maximum cutes

There is no other enjoyment I know that compares to owning an actual baby kitten.

sharkthemepark

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gothkemetic:

barrel—rider:

Osric Chau, Ladies and gentlemen

(via gallifreyandeductions)

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antoniomadness:

gundamdick:

ALRIGHT LISTEN UP IMMA TELL YOU SOME SERIOUS GENDER MARKETING BULLSHIT THAT WENT DOWN TODAY

Today a woman came in to get her 13 year old son’s black iPhone fixed. This thing was totally fucking busted. She was already kind of being bitchy so I’m just trying to reassure her that everything will be fine and shuffle through the paper work so shes on her way. She leaves, I put her phone away till I have time to fix it.

Well come to find out that we were completely out of black screens until next week’s shipment. So I put on a white screen for now and reassure her that when we do get black screens in that I will call her and we’ll put the new screen on for free. Better to have a temporary mixed match phone then a broken one right?

This woman proceeds to flip her shit. “WE CAME HERE TO GET WHAT WE HAD FIXED!” I calmly explain to her that there is nothing I can do about the color for the time being. The son is totally fine with this and obviously embarrassed by his mother’s outburst. The woman snatches the phone, sneers at it, and then shoves it back into my hands and says “NOW IT LOOKS LIKE A GIRL’S PHONE! I AM NOT GIVING THIS TO MY SON!”

At this moment I turn to her and say. “I don’t undersand? How is it a girl’s phone now?”

"Well it was BLACK and now its WHITE!!" She gestured dramatically at the screen like I couldn’t fucking see it.

"How is white a feminine color?"

She huffs and explains that she refuses to take the phone until the color is changed. The 13 is now rapid fire “its fine its fine” cause he just wants his phone back. But she keeps refusing but I finally tell her again that we will change the phone for free when we get black screens and that shes not allowed to keep it here.

The point of the matter is that this woman almost refused to even take back the phone BECAUSE OF ITS COLOR. Mind you its not even anything like pink or purple. ITS. WHITE.

A SUBURBAN WHITE WOMAN TURNED RED IN THE FACE WITH ANGER BEAUSE SHE THOUGHT WHITE WAS TOO GIRLY FOR HER SON.

And the son is more mature than her.

(via a-study-in-timey-wimey)

just-one-wallflower:

this is my fucking favorite thing ever i love it so so so so much i cnt even explain its just s o goo d

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103. The Doctor is having none of your shit

(via butdoctorwho)

AU: When Harry arrived at Neville’s Christmas party he did not expect to run into old Professor McGonagall.

(Source: alex1406, via mydickisthealpha)