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deadrorys:

queenmargaerie:

#does this show make any sense or

#no

(via how-did-i-do-that-fallen-angel)

nikktheconqueerer:

YOU GUYS CANT EVEN FUCKING WAIT 5 DAYS TO MAKE THIS JOKE JESUS

(Source: therealfangirl, via how-did-i-do-that-fallen-angel)

whatwouldfezwear:

the-sarcastic-robot:

if you want to kill someone stab them with an icicle because the icicle will melt and then there will be no murder weapon

Better yet, make like one of my favorite short stories and murder them with big frozen leg of lamb and then cook the lamb. 

Then when the police arrive offer them something to eat and then have the police eat your murder weapon. 

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I love that story

(Source: katorade27, via moondoorssqueen)

iceomseonixt:

bananaschnapple:

A hydra is a snake right? So basically Nick fury is trying to get hydra off the helicarrier right? Does that mean he’s trying to get those motherfucking snakes off his motherfucking plane?

(x)

(via angelshavethephonebox)

  • me: should i make a sarcastic comment or not

actualjainasolo:

darshanapathak:

Raise your hand if you’re straddling the line between crippling anxiety and not giving any fucks about anything

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(via pgxc)

breakingstride:

broomsticksandpaddles:

youarelookingatthis:

There needs to be a live action version of this starring Neil Patrick Harris and Robert Downey Jr.

OH MY GOD

THAT IS ALL I WANT NOW

(Source: dmitribelkov, via smilingtitan)

emmashero:

Captain Swan in 4x01: A Tale of Two Sisters

(via dontmakepeopleintoheroes)

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